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I left my heart in backwoods Ohio…..

Remember when I went to camp with 100 complete strangers last year in the middle of nowhere?  I did it again. Last year I couldn’t adequately describe what camp did for me.  I couldn’t put into words the affect the experience had on me and how it changed my life.  I mean I could, I …

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Cupid, draw back your bow….

It’s amazing how when you are feeling blue suddenly there is a light.  In my case that light is shaped remarkably similar to a 12 year old boy.  Last night my sweet Mr. Magoo decided to draw the entire family as Simpson characters.  I am drawn as Marge.  This might be my favourite thing ever. …

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Drumroll please….2016 the Year of…..

But first how I got to this year’s intention… She’s not the daughter I wanted. Those words have shaped my entire life.  For those who don’t know me and probably a few that do, you may be shocked to find out that those are the words that have defined my entire life.  Those words were …

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All About That Bass…..

So I decided I should update exactly how my yearly intentions have changed my life.  A couple years back I made the intention that I would have a Year of Awesome.  It was a pretty brave statement.  I was coming out of my second failed marriage.  I had two children and a mountain of debt. …

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Okay, seriously, I’m getting mad…

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My husband is an ass.

No wait, hear me out. I love my husband, really I do. He’s thoughtful and kind, a terrific father, and handy around the house. When I said, ‘i don’t see the reason to birth in a hospital’ he said, ‘sure sign me up’, When I wanted a new house he said “sure!” without even batting …

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The Last days….

Tonight is our last sleep in the old house.Where we got married.Where I delivered Elijah.Where we became a family.Where we spent 5 years.Where my Daddy knew where I lived. Tomorrow night we’ll sleep above ground again.I’ll have a kitchen pantry.I never have to clean stovetop coils again.I can bring my groceries right into the house.We …

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You Learn Something New Everyday!

Wow statistics always shock me…. 85% of women think their ass is too big.10% of women think their ass is too little.The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway.