Let’s just ignore the MONTHS that I have not blogged. Let’s pretend I lost my blog password or chalk it up to laziness. or the fact that I’ve used this blog over the last few years to help me deal with the horrific situation that was the breakdown of my marriage and now I’m CRAZY happy and forgot how much I love writing. How good I am at it (and modest). I have been missing it the last week but not enough to actually write down the BRILLIANT blog posts I’ve written in my head. Until today. Today a miracle happened. And by miracle I mean I was reconnected to someone from my past because of this blog. Seriously BEST DAY EVER!
So in honour of her, here is a new blog post. I’m sure she is DYING to see what the little monkeys look like now. Yes this is Nadia, yes I’m serious. No i don’t own a gun, yes we are beating them off with a stick. And yes Elijah is still as weird as always.
Yes he really wears a cowboy hat every day. No I’m not crazy. Yes I met him in Walmart. Yes I’m happier than I have ever been in my whole life. Yes the kids LOVE him.
Oh and Emu….he lives in his own place but last time he was out here for dinner he got me drunk, at least that’s the story I’M going with….
We are all happy healthy and living an amazingly blessed life. Something about slippin’ in my own shit and ending up on my feet and smelling like a rose! I heard that somewhere….can’t remember where….