Well let the swearing begin…..when the FUCK did I get this old. Come on! I was cool. I was hip. I went to parties. I watched way too many of my friends pass out next to the big fire pit. I drove stick down at Diefenbaker park after smokin’ the wacky tobacky. What the hell happened? I’m going to be 37 this week and I can’t have a wine cooler in the evening with out getting floopy and having to go to bed? I used to do shots of tequila to warm up BEFORE going to the bar. I used to take back bottles to have enough money for dollar vodka nites at the club. I used to MIX alcohol! I used to use my money for gas, cigarettes and booze…..and I was SKINNY. Granted, I had bad hair and I do believe that while at that bar I may have, or may have not thrown up on one or two people but GEEZ.
Stupid frickin’ 37th birthday.
At least I’m still cute.